Hi there, my names Sam aka tea 2 the bag, it all started about 3 years ago when i 1st relised a social life was out of the question,
as i lacked the simple girth i yearned for and had a face like louis theroux. I needed a job,so i started fingering my local icecream man for cornetto's, suffice to say it only got me so far (anal gratification)
Anyway enough about me..
Before you see this once in blackman masterpiece just spare a thought for the literally 10's of people who wont see this...
So here it is, the moment none of you have been waiting for... enjoy me
Link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9GlT8tQERo
edited 2010-03-20 21:56:30 
TeaBag on 2010-03-20 21:01:12
edited 2010-03-20 21:59:10
"as i lacked the simple girth"
edited 2010-03-22 19:20:28
Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"