What really grinds my gears on the internet.
Kudos to Matt Groening for the title.
1) People on my facebook who can't spell, are complete dole sucking scum with 9 kids and no job, who insist on using status updates to fish for compliments ie.
"Fukin slagz rnd ere m8. Sum of u girlz need to give ur ed a wobbul"
"If u lost sumfin rly special, wud u fight for im or wud you let him go if u still love im"
2) People who persistently cheat online at games, and don't only deny it, but actively flame you for being shit despite the fact they can see you like there walls are made of cling film
3) Idiots
4) Teams in COD4 who join a server and don't reply when asked "what side do you want?" and then join two different teams after a fast restart, fucking just tell me if you're wanting to defend or attack
5) Anyone who conflicts a CB match
6) Nobheads on your team who feel the need to kill their own team in rup mode, despite the fact that your obviously trying to do a jump or nade
7) People with very little shareholding in a community thinking they're Barack Obama merged with God because they've got auth in a channel.
8) What's the difference between God and Sui? God doesn't sit on irc thinking he's Sui.
Add your own, what grinds your gears?
Also its not matt groening - its dude who does family guy its the peter griffin bit
"Lowis - you know what really grinds my gears"
edited 2010-03-10 15:33:14
same for me m8 :>
gonna think about of stuff
edited 2010-03-10 12:50:23
People moan bout pcws and wana play and keen up a cb so you get a cb and then they cba!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
ppl who whine on all bcz of their stupidity or when they fail something they just dont accept that and flame all over their team without selfcriticism
people you know irl trying to be tough and cool online but once you meet them at school, they haven't got the guts to talk to you.
4) Teams in COD4 who join a server and don't reply when asked "what side do you want?" and then join two different teams after a fast restart, fucking just tell me if you're wanting to defend or attack - in my case these people are always from poland, hungary or russia, and I mean always :D
5) Anyone who conflicts about stupid reason at CB
9) People who act totally different at net compared to real life
CSS KIDS (NEVER SIT WITH THEM @ LAN) edit: because of the stench :)
The guy who had chronic diaherrea @ i37 and shit on a chair.
People who mouth of in servers/irc/xfire etc. because its "online"
edited 2010-03-10 13:59:13
edited 2010-03-10 15:29:53
"sorry he's just eating dinner" etc. shit excuses
WHY THE FUCK DID U EVEN GET A GAME WITHOUT 5 PLAYERS?/?/
same as people who just dont talk in game, literally you ask them where their 5th is and they ignore u despite running around shooting etc.
People accusing you of hacking, people that global 24/7 because they're losing, twats.
^^
JoOKEKES <3
more often 9-0-11 these days :D
edited 2010-03-10 14:17:17
Does it happen to u that rarely that u have to share it?
2. When a person or group feels a massive need to voice their opinion despite knowing no facts or having gathered no information. They then proceed to insult everyone who doesn't agree with their opinion.
3. ignite12345
4. Internet "lingo". SOZ4OWNED / L2P etc etc. There's is no way I'm going to write a massive list... mainly because there is a good chance I don't even know all of them. If you're going to insult someone, do it properly and spell it right.
5. People complaining about given game and then not actually trying to make things better.
edited 2010-03-10 14:32:51
hahahahahahaha
People being proper mouthy online when really they are soft as marshmallows and wouldn't say any of it face to face. Also people saying they are like high when they are like med, I mean if you're shit no one cares anyway stop trying to make yourself sound amazing to get some e-peen
2) Bitching without a good enough reason. To complain about somebody is one thing, but to go out of your way to make somebody else dislike a person because of your own personal reasons is stupid.
3) Fat people, in general.
4) People adding me to xfire and going 'hi I added you because your fit', fuck off.
5) Immaturity
That is by far not all, but all I could think of within a few minutes :)
^ hahah yes
ahaha
Wasn't good.
And fat people are awesome.
An under-active motabolism..or just an over-active knife and fork, you decide...
only if i had had sex at 14, or did i...
fml doesnt it mean ur being a spastic immature brat urself?
edited 2010-03-10 15:42:27
My number 9;
9) People lying
2) when people focus their hole night on; getting drugs, preparing them, doing them, then changing
3) when people online flame for no apparent reason, and then you see a picture of them and laugh
4) update their status's constantly. Also the people who write stupid shit like "omg stpid sketz round here"
5) when the neighbourhood cats gang up on my cat and fuck her up then it costs ££ at the vets
6) having my car sat in the drive and having to get the bus everyday
7) people who think they are better than you
8) people who flame you for your work yet they couldn't do any better
9) PEOPLE JOINING FUCKING GROUPS ALL DAY
edited 2010-03-10 15:05:06
hahahahaah
ghetto cats
9) ERMMMMM
danxr & lemonz making retarded threads together is a good example.
oh, and dont forget the "only 21 days left :D:D" etc
edited 2010-03-10 15:22:48
2) lasses who write shit like "Feels MINT after that bath!!! loadsa bubblez nd boilin hot!!....RYTS do a luv owt lyk that!!!" she should get off her fat arse find a job and make a better role model out of yourself for her kid... slag. (yes this is a real person who knarks the fuck out of me)
3) lasses who pretend to be slags.
4) fat lasses
5) people who write their life on fb for attention. tbh i cudnt give a fuck.
6) People who think i sound like the bloke off big brother... twats.
loads more aswell :/
edited 2010-03-10 15:26:27
yeey is getin ma stuf bk nw.. Cn 4get bout it al nw :)
about a minute ago · Comment · Like
-.- who gives a flying fuck you fat mess
edited 2010-03-10 15:36:30
looks like something lunar would write on his status
2) People who threaten others over the internet, e.g. cu@lan
3) People who typ lyk dis
4) People who play games all day instead of getting an education or looking for a job
5) People who spam
6) People who never reply ingame like when you ask what side they want (like DRMZ said)
thats about it :D
SPAM?
about an hour ago via Mobile Web · Comment · Like
..why did she post that?
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February 26 at 12:33am · Comment · Like
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Sun at 7:09pm · Comment · Like
so happy to have my little curves back and be morreee than happy with them ? also buzzing with a capital B over my new whiterrrrr teeth ?
Sun at 1:11pm · Comment · Like
is getting off her faceeeeeeeeeeee tommorow... no change there then bbz
March 4 at 7:35pm · Comment · Like
all off the same girl and thats a snippit of how much of a cock she is, constantly changes her facebook picture EVERYDAY!
2) gettin geek naded
3) same as DRMZ facebook attention seekers
4) blacl lady from cash my gold advert with dale winton, WOOOOOW cash ma GOLD!!!!!
5) froster, coz he put me on his list :0 was gonna put u number 1 but i think ur hats are cool :D
6) wrong calls by team mates, he is on hardware roof.....gets shot from blue house ¬_¬
7) missing the free toy in a box of cereal
8) gay people who are EXTREMELY gay and need to tell the whole world
9) car insurance quotes, wats that £2200 for a 1.3l 1998 fiesta :,(
10) blackmanes ridiculous emo haircut
edited 2010-03-10 15:45:29
2) Anyone using the word blad for any reason in any conversation
3) People using cliquey phrases in public forums to show how cool and 'in' they are, talk about it on msn you fags.
4) fat people that complain about being fat and then when I ask what they're doing later they say "Going for fish n chips and then wallowing in a vat of batter"
...... Everything annoys me to some degree, people making whiney bitchy threads on tek9 about how mean people have been to them or how theyve been baited, Sui thinking he's more than the dignitas office gimp, deman using the word "downed" to describe every single frag, pete cannon's inability to get more than 36APM on HoN (although that is more of a love hate thing).
PEOPLE THAT TAKE WITCH SLAYER AND CHARGE TO MID WITH BOOTS AND A HEALTH POT BEFORE REFUSING TO YIELD TO THE SOULSTEALER THAT WAS EXPECTING TO PLAY THERE.
The thing that annoys me the most is people assuming i care about womens rights. Refer to 'funny binds' thread for confirmation of some moron saying 'wait for georgie rage' as if i'm going to start typing pages and pages on why women shouldn't be in the kitchen and should actually be on building sites with the men.
edited 2010-03-10 15:53:01
2) ironically i hate fat people, when im thin i am going to be a cunt to fat people who dont do anything about being fat and bitch about that they are fat
3) when people call me 'boy'. 'alreet boy'. fuck off.
4) women in general
5) facebook in general
6) sober people who take the piss out of drunk people
7) people who brag about how much they can drink, and then grossly over exaggerate
8) people who for no apparent reason have cheaper car insurance than me
9) people who drop hints when they want somthing
i am incredibly pessimistic, i could write stuff i hate all day. but i must stop.
It's the fucking kickers that make me rage, and the sod in front who always, without fail, leans so far back his sweaty bald patch is just right fucking there in your face.
I HATE FAT PPL WHO TAKE TIGHT CLOTHES ON!!!! EEEW
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Stevy cfg very please.
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