For those who don't know, there's no butter crisis at all. All stores here are fully stocked 24/7. It's just the pathetic Norwegian media, aka ''VG'' and ''Dagbladet'' who are running out of stories to tell about the Oslo Bombings and Utøya massacre, so they try to start another ''tragedy''. Lmao
Also, Perez Hilton wrote ''The butter crisis is really serious in Norway!!11oneone'' and the media made an article ''Perez Hilton clearly doesn't understand the video is a joke''. Lol.
Hopefully this crises doesn't spread to other countries. I've been considered getting into butter trading as I feel I can get a nice rechurn on my investment as the margerines on butter are fairly high right now.
[17:42] NERO zmy_Ya: care to explain the butter crysis in Norway?
[17:43] hjx.eu Cas: well, as a result of people being on a so called "low-carb" diet, butter has been purchased by everyone, more than usual. And because of our strict rules on importing etc, the only butter we have access to, is our own. We're all out. I personally don't care, because I don
[17:43] hjx.eu Cas: 't eat butter.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: Oh, and obviously "normal" people, who aren't on this said diet, needs butter for certain christmas related things.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: So now "everyone" need butter.
[17:44] NERO zmy_Ya: so people on norway are on butter diet?
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: It's not a crysis though.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: Not just butter.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: Low carbs.
[17:44] NERO zmy_Ya: since when was butter a carb?
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: EXACTLY.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: Jesus.
[17:45] hjx.eu Cas: LOW carb.
[17:45] NERO zmy_Ya: ahaha
[17:45] NERO zmy_Ya: well
[17:45] hjx.eu Cas: :P
[17:45] hjx.eu Cas: Mate I don't know nor care about this diet. :PO
[17:45] NERO zmy_Ya: green paint is low carb too :S:S:S
[17:45] NERO zmy_Ya: maybe norweigans should eat that
[17:46] hjx.eu Cas: Some norwegians should eat poision as well.
[17:46] hjx.eu Cas: So yeah.
[17:46] hjx.eu Cas: Let's feed them paint.
from the mouth of a real swedish guy, you heard it here first
If at least you had come up with a new one. Instead you just replaced "better" with "butter" again, this surely has to be the 7th time somebody made this joke.
This is officially the first time ever I feel embarrased about being a Norwegian. The Norwegian media are so desperate because nothing really happens in this country, they tend to use the word "crisis" whereever they see fit. It's not even close to a crisis, we have everything we need at all times, and yet we somehow manage to complain about things. This happens atleast twice a month, but this is one of the first times the international media has caught the action. Akwardness ensued.
Anyway, I opened my fridge and saw an Irish packet of butter. No bait. Unfortunatly, leprechauns scares me shitless, so I just left the butter alone and ran.
The funny thing about this "crisis" is that people even started trying to sell butter on the norwegian version of ebay, finn.no.
Someone tried selling 500 grams of butter for about £300. Dunno if anyone is stupid enough to buy it though.
f1shY on 2011-12-20 15:08:22
edited 2011-12-20 15:13:49
gl solving it mate
Also, Perez Hilton wrote ''The butter crisis is really serious in Norway!!11oneone'' and the media made an article ''Perez Hilton clearly doesn't understand the video is a joke''. Lol.
BUTThurt Tine
edited 2011-12-20 17:30:26
Denmark just sended 1000-2000 packs of butter to norway :)))
edited 2011-12-20 17:32:42
ahahahaha
[17:52] mijtotheakz *<[=]: i think it is lmao
[17:43] hjx.eu Cas: well, as a result of people being on a so called "low-carb" diet, butter has been purchased by everyone, more than usual. And because of our strict rules on importing etc, the only butter we have access to, is our own. We're all out. I personally don't care, because I don
[17:43] hjx.eu Cas: 't eat butter.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: Oh, and obviously "normal" people, who aren't on this said diet, needs butter for certain christmas related things.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: So now "everyone" need butter.
[17:44] NERO zmy_Ya: so people on norway are on butter diet?
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: It's not a crysis though.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: Not just butter.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: Low carbs.
[17:44] NERO zmy_Ya: since when was butter a carb?
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: EXACTLY.
[17:44] hjx.eu Cas: Jesus.
[17:45] hjx.eu Cas: LOW carb.
[17:45] NERO zmy_Ya: ahaha
[17:45] NERO zmy_Ya: well
[17:45] hjx.eu Cas: :P
[17:45] hjx.eu Cas: Mate I don't know nor care about this diet. :PO
[17:45] NERO zmy_Ya: green paint is low carb too :S:S:S
[17:45] NERO zmy_Ya: maybe norweigans should eat that
[17:46] hjx.eu Cas: Some norwegians should eat poision as well.
[17:46] hjx.eu Cas: So yeah.
[17:46] hjx.eu Cas: Let's feed them paint.
from the mouth of a real swedish guy, you heard it here first
If that was true, I had already killed myself.
go
..i could think of a butter one, but i dont want you all to spread it!
So fat.
edited 2011-12-20 20:55:42
LMAO
or add sirko111 on xfire
edited 2011-12-21 04:39:03
Anyway, I opened my fridge and saw an Irish packet of butter. No bait. Unfortunatly, leprechauns scares me shitless, so I just left the butter alone and ran.
edited 2011-12-21 04:45:25
Someone tried selling 500 grams of butter for about £300. Dunno if anyone is stupid enough to buy it though.
www.finn.no/finn/torget/tilsalgs/resultat?sort=5&keyword=sm%F8r
50.000 xD
Hence my pun lol!
ahahahaha
hahaha
Was awful, sorry :(
you're close to denmark right? nomnomnom
edited 2011-12-21 15:37:22